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Thursday, October 22
Life: Halloween
It's coming up and what that means is that whoever is reading this must do certain things for the good of mankind.
Q: Do you like my costume?
A: If the inquirer is male, the only answer is yes. Unless they are cross dressing or something that may put you in danger of seeing something you shouldn't. Now, if they are female, the answer is always "well, I think it's close but it could use ___." The ___ could be more cleavage, a shorter skirt, a pushup bra, less material, underboob, etc.
Q: What should I be for Halloween?
A: If the inquirer is male, the only answer is "I don't give a fuck." If they are female, the only answer is "Well, I heard ___ is going to be wearing pasties." Where ___ is to be filled in by a girl she is generally envious of. Upon further questioning, you must remain vigilant in implying that the original girl asking you has to "beat" the girl you filled in the blank with.
Q: How does my costume look?
A: If it's a guy, find a new friend. If it's a girl, immediately reveal more cleavage and tell them their skirt is too high.
Now the fun part about this is that you don't have to dress up. You can just be creepy. Here's some fun ones.
Q: What are you, exactly?
A: A rapist. What's your name sweet cheeks?
Q: Are you really dressed up as yourself?
A: No, a cult leader, drink this.
Q: Your costume sucks!
A: Drink this.
Q: You're not even dressed up!
A: That wasn't a question you dumb bitch.
*** Bonus tip for getting beer without waiting in a keg line ***
Bring a syringe, fill with water and a drop or two of food coloring (Grocery stores/pharmacies give away syringes without needles for free). When you're talking with someone, act sly and give put a squirt of the syringe into their drink. Let them see this. Profit
Q: Do you like my costume?
A: If the inquirer is male, the only answer is yes. Unless they are cross dressing or something that may put you in danger of seeing something you shouldn't. Now, if they are female, the answer is always "well, I think it's close but it could use ___." The ___ could be more cleavage, a shorter skirt, a pushup bra, less material, underboob, etc.
Q: What should I be for Halloween?
A: If the inquirer is male, the only answer is "I don't give a fuck." If they are female, the only answer is "Well, I heard ___ is going to be wearing pasties." Where ___ is to be filled in by a girl she is generally envious of. Upon further questioning, you must remain vigilant in implying that the original girl asking you has to "beat" the girl you filled in the blank with.
Q: How does my costume look?
A: If it's a guy, find a new friend. If it's a girl, immediately reveal more cleavage and tell them their skirt is too high.
Now the fun part about this is that you don't have to dress up. You can just be creepy. Here's some fun ones.
Q: What are you, exactly?
A: A rapist. What's your name sweet cheeks?
Q: Are you really dressed up as yourself?
A: No, a cult leader, drink this.
Q: Your costume sucks!
A: Drink this.
Q: You're not even dressed up!
A: That wasn't a question you dumb bitch.
*** Bonus tip for getting beer without waiting in a keg line ***
Bring a syringe, fill with water and a drop or two of food coloring (Grocery stores/pharmacies give away syringes without needles for free). When you're talking with someone, act sly and give put a squirt of the syringe into their drink. Let them see this. Profit
Thursday, October 8
Life: It's
been a while. since my last update i've tried mushrooms (bizzare), made a gay joke towards a gay guy, and come to some very true revelations.
1) Gay people are attention whores.
2) Making fun of gay people by calling them gay just makes you look retarded
3) Shrooms are bizarre but amazing.
I won't go into detail or try to make you think that shrooms are life changing -they're not. It's just incredible to have so many thoughts about very standard things that you can't express them in words. For instance, I decided that I could see through my eye lids and walked across a somewhat busy street with my eyes closed. I mean, fuck sample size, shit lets me see even if I was blind.
wat?
1) Gay people are attention whores.
2) Making fun of gay people by calling them gay just makes you look retarded
3) Shrooms are bizarre but amazing.
I won't go into detail or try to make you think that shrooms are life changing -they're not. It's just incredible to have so many thoughts about very standard things that you can't express them in words. For instance, I decided that I could see through my eye lids and walked across a somewhat busy street with my eyes closed. I mean, fuck sample size, shit lets me see even if I was blind.
wat?
Wednesday, September 30
Life: Photo blog
I started a new blog that's more personal in nature. I don't like having myself googlable from personal -> poker so it's on a redirect page: http://www.fpppro.com/redirect.html
Tuesday, September 29
Poker: Prop
Here's another prop bet that should get off the ground in the next week if it's going to happen. I think it's ok but people are beating the guy to death over the rules which is ridiculous. Look at what he has to do, who cares if there's a 10% chance he could get to play higher stakes in the future?
Tuesday, September 22
Poker: Prop
Seems like a reasonably good bet although not as good as some others: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54/poker-beats-brags-variance/prop-bet-30k-400nl-full-ring-588398/
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